Shabby Chic Cottage: October 2008

Recent Harris"isms"

Harris thought we weren't taking him to his girlfriend's home for Christmas, so he proclaims, "We have been talking about going all week, and you just NOW decide to rip my heart out!"
"Did you know that only the kids in my school are the ones in my class that understand my vocabulary and intellect?"
When Harris heard someone say, "Yea, that's what they all say", he asked, "Who are they?"
"What's all the emotional buildup for?"
"Harris told me that he and several others in his homeroom class had Spanish on Mondays, but due to the first day of school being on a Monday, then the following Monday being a holiday, and a schoolwide function was scheduled for the following Monday after that, they would not be having Spanish class for three weeks. When I asked if this made him upset, he replied, "No! It fills my heart with joy!""
"You are trying to push me to the edge of the nest!"
"Did you know that 78% of the people who collect stuff are unhappy with their lives?"
"After seeing a scene on TV with an upset woman, Harris calmly said, "Well, now that was a fine display of despair.""